Wherever I go, I always stumble and fall.
In whatever I do, I have super duper *minor* accidents.
I believe in Guardian Angels.
For if not, I think I would have died because of my clumsinessâ€¦
Even if I just walk barefoot, Iâ€™d still slip-trip-and-fallâ€¦
Sometimes I just donâ€™t know what to do with myself anymoreâ€¦
I used to get embarrassed all the timeâ€¦
But now, I just could not count the many instances of my fallâ€¦
So I just laugh at myself â€“ apologize to the crowd if they were distractedâ€¦
I swear I did not seek your attentionâ€¦
It was just me â€“ clumsy as usual 😛
So here I amâ€¦
Standing Four Feet Elevenâ€¦
Yet I still bumped myself into a very sharp edgeâ€¦
â€¦ and had a **BUKOL** in my head
a very big one that I burst into tears like a 5-year-oldâ€¦ ahukâ€¦ ahukâ€¦ ahukâ€¦
It was too painful even for a clumtard like meâ€¦
I checked if my brainâ€™s logic is still functioning â€“ 1 hamburger + 1 large fry + coke = McDonaldâ€™s Value Meal for lunchâ€¦
I checked my memory â€“ I remembered that I was hungry and I needed food.
— no waitâ€¦ Thatâ€™s not a memory, thatâ€™s just my stomach being a b*tch telling my brain what I need to doâ€¦ at least I know my reflexes and my nervous system is still fineâ€¦ neurons are working fineâ€¦
I remembered to camwhore thoughâ€¦ so I think I should be fine 😛